The Greatest Idea Ever...

Big carrots are out. They went out with the Lakers dynasty. Gabe's Big Carrot Revolution has had a sudden death. An old high school friend of mine, Matt the Hatt sent me to Pie in a Jar. The Jar-O-Pie Movement begins today! Gabe, it was fun while it lasted, but the Big Carrot Revolution just had its legs cut out from under it by Montana Tom and his grandma. Unless, Mr. Chavez, you can show me how to support our troops with big carrots.